i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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