my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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