What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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