we're blogging at a bar
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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