we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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