The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
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