Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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