Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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