i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i can't believe i had my finger in that
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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