Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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