Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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