You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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