went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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