Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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