i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
