so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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