Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just gift wrapped bread.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
