Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
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