Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
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