To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
