you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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