Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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