Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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