I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
