So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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