so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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