Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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