what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
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