And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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