I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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