North Korea, Best Korea!
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Drake has all the answers
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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