She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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