I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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