i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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