I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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