How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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