Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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