It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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