marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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