He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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