i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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