wake up i wanna do it froggy style
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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