Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
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