i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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