I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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