South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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