we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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