Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I have fence marks all over my body
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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