We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
