you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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