My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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