Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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